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It Is A Very Funny Thing That The Sleepier You Are, The Longer You Take About Getting To Bed.
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I Wanted To Buy A Candle Holder, But The Store Didn’t Have One. So I Got A Cake.
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The Most Important Things Are The Hardest To Say, Because Words Diminish Them.
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Monsters Are Real, And Ghosts Are Real Too. They Live Inside Us, And Sometimes, They Win.
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Life Is Like A Wheel. Sooner Or Later, It Always Come Around To Where You Started Again.
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The Road To Hell Is Paved With Adverbs.
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Fiction Is The Truth Inside The Lie.
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We Make Up Horrors To Help Us Cope With The Real Ones.
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He Who Speaks Without An Attentive Ear Is Mute.
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The Good Thing About Being Old, Is You Don’t Have To Worry About Dying Young.
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Either Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying
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Books Are A Uniquely Portable Magic.
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We Never Know Which Lives We Influence, Or When, Or Why.
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Quiet People Have The Loudest Minds. - Stephen King

Quiet People Have The Loudest Minds.
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Fault Always Lies In The Same Place: With Him Weak Enough To Lay Blame.
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No One Ever Does Live Happily Ever After, But We Leave The Children To Find That Out For Themselves.
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Remember, Hope Is A Good Thing, Maybe The Best Of Things, And No Good Thing Ever Dies.
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I Can't Stand To Hope Unless There's A Reason To.
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Eighty Percent Of Success Is Just Showing Up.
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To Write Is Human, To Edit Is Divine.
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